Who is this Juliadactyl? Is she prettier than me?
Yes. Yes she is.
Juliadactyl is one of the voices in my head. She's the one who tell me to write fic and skive off on the net, instead of doing my essays.
She is also the venerable, elder member of the hivemind. She likes long walks in bookstores, and earns dirty money from ringing people up and irritating them, and from pimping out her boyfriend.
She is currently working on her fic opuses, and refining her plan to take over the world with only the Blackadder Drinking Game and a used Band-Aid.